scrambled egg with stones



by Zestyclose-Salad-290

49 Comments

  1. Exotic_Increase5333

    Oh so this is what it means to get stoned.

  2. Standard-Pepper-6510

    Those are just some big beans… /s

  3. AfricanAmericanTsar

    No thanks. I’ll use a regular pan.

    Putting it on my plate or will be much more convenient without the stones.

  4. easybruise

    I wanna see how they serve it, do they pick the egg chunks off each rock and place it on everyone’s plate?
    What does the dishwasher think of this meal?
    And how much does this cost?
    Do they just boil stones all day in the kitchen

  5. PlatinumSukamon98

    How hot is that pan? Those eggs cooked in seconds.

  6. CarpenterAlarming781

    But then you have to remove the eggs, in order to eat the stones.

  7. MichigandanielS

    Hahaha that is very funny. It’s one thing to put this on a menu. But then someone ordered it?

  8. Business-Most-546

    I actually thought those were huge beans and looked pretty good with them eggs 💀💀💀💀

  9. Is my brain scrambled? Why does it feel like AI-generated?

  10. JaneDoe93130

    ![gif](giphy|ZwriMXSKKgVkUA9rJJ|downsized)

    Yum

  11. CompactAvocado

    there is some weird hybrid history here. there were times of famine in china i think when they would eat rocks. not really but like make soup with it and slurp rocks. there’s various reasons why but there’s a claim again to slurping the minerals off of em was good for you or something.

    so somewhat silly but there is historical context (which was also silly but when you starving and poor you get desperate).

  12. ActuaryPhysical

    Actually, these stones crumble. Sand in food – very tasty!

  13. So in addition to losing a quarter of the egg that’s sticking to the stones, it’ll also taste like stone! Fkn genius

  14. Didn’t Google AI say something like “you should eat around three stones per day to help digestion”? Maybe Google AI also wrote their recipes?

  15. Homer_J_Fong2

    Stones?
    I can’t get no satisfaction from this meal.
    (and I try)

  16. AmbitiousReaction168

    WTF is this? An omelette for diplodocus?

  17. ClohosseyVHB

    Well do we know for sure these weren’t prepared for a Goron for Legend of Zelda?

  18. strrax-ish

    So you can hurt the cook and the staff when you throw food at them.

  19. cheese_god_

    I’m just going to straight up bite a stone

  20. nothinkybrainhurty

    oh it’s like some birds swallow stones to help with ingesting food

  21. Acceptable_Log_7438

    It gives the eggs a nice stony flavour.

  22. lurkingmanzipfly

    That looks really fluffy though. The hot stones are giving it equal heat distribution. Count me in. Crunch2

  23. Saber_Prower

    Bruh… People be Putting Anything in Their Mouths These Days Just because It’s “Fancy”. Pfft.

  24. FantaStick16

    What are you supposed to do, suck it off the stones?

  25. Dark_World_Blues

    I guess someone took the meaning of “add minerals to your diet” literally

  26. Traditional_Grape289

    The only food I recognise in this dish are eggs.. maybe pepper? What is the rest 😭😭💀

  27. Street_Peace_8831

    I do not like that sound. Better if watched with the sound off.

  28. verelethe

    Ah, reminds me of that old Dr Seuss classic, Green Eggs and Stone.

  29. InitialD0G

    This is only *kind of* stupid, because it is a real cooking technique, just outdated. It’s how we used to boil water and cook in ancient times. You get a clean rock REALLY hot and then you put it in a vessel with whatever you’re cooking.

    Whatever they’re doing is probably just a reference to that for a little table-side performance. It’s unnecessary and kind of inefficient, sure, but it *is* something we used to commonly do.